The air trapped inside the bag that is holding your newly dry cleaned laundry may up your risk of getting cancer.
Seriously people, let's get this straight right here and right now: EVERYTHING can cause cancer. Even the stuff that supposedly fixes cancer can cause cancer.
I am not trying to take having cancer lightly. Three of my grandparents died because of various forms of cancer. I know plenty of people who have cancer and are fighting it...
...but, seriously, come on.