I can't tell you how many guys I have said this about in the last few months. There was a guy, small crush ensued, and then he slipped through the cracks.
For example: super hot guy comes in assisting a patient. The patient did not want to get her eyes checked. Super hot guy says, 'here, hold my hand, and I'll help you'. She says 'no'. He replies 'ha, you and every girl in Utah Valley'. It took a lot to not put my hand in his, but since that would have been labelled as super creepy, I held back. And no witty comment from me, just quick giggle and then sent them on their way. Gah!
Or nerdy hot guy (there is a difference between nerdy hot and super hot) who apparently is a member of my ward but no longer attends my ward regularly. We have one amazing conversation and then he pretends I don't exist...this MAY have something to do with a very pretty girl who looks a lot like Idina Menzel but more like another actress who I just can't pinpoint her name who also looks like Idina who he seemed to be acting rather friendly with at institute the last couple of nights.
The winner of the 'So There Was This Guy' awards goes to one particular guy. My latest one in fact. Over 6 feet tall. Red head. Done with school. Year older than me. Witty. Thankfully not gay for the sake of my crush. Charming. Quite handsome. Not too skinny, not too pudgy. NICE arms. AND apparently his name appears on the credits of the last two Harry Potter films. So, successful.
Dadblasted guy lives in LONDON. As in ENGLAND. Great Britain. The Mother Land.
He was only here on vacation. And to torment my daydreams.
Can't. Catch. A. Break.
To make the matters of 'So There Was This Guy' even better, I had this amazingly vivid and somewhat plausible dream about a guy. Who? My ex-fiance. Named Jerkface. Who is very married last I heard. Why couldn't it be the red headed guy?
In other news, I am seriously thinking about going to London for the Olympics next year.
What? I have a friend who is very likely competing in them. Former roommate in fact. Good enough reason to just show up...right?
2 comments:
Many things:
-Boys are dumb. No matter how smart and funny they are, they are all dumb. It's annoying.
-Does the pushy chick from church look like Lea Michele from Glee? (Who I think looks like Idina Menzel.)
-And the Olympics is an excellent time to visit another country. No ulterior motive required. I have a sister who lives in England. We could figure something out.
No, it's another actress, and it's going to drive me crazy trying to figure out what her name is. I can see her, but I just can't figure out the movie. She's a bit more petite than Idina, but sharper features than Lea Michele.
And that would be so amazing to go!!
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